LALALAPOLLY

biologytextbook:

i hate shaving my legs but I love having shaved legs u feel me

(Source: relentless-self-destruction, via paradise-cityyy)

• me: if ugliness was measured in bricks i would be the great wall of china

slapstiq:

mom just got home

i stormed out into the garage to meet her and yelled “BED EMPTY! NO NOTE! CAR GONE! YOU COULD HAVE DIED!”

she looked so ashamed of herself

(via rawhumor)

slapstiq:

everyone is getting a boyfriend/girlfriend and you know what im getting

FATTER

(via rawhumor)

snorlaxatives:

the first person to ever fall asleep was probably like “aw fuck i’m dying” but then woke up hours later and was like “aw yeah that’s the shit i do like”

(via paradise-cityyy)

Societal expectations of sex don’t make any sense

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

(via evrdeeen)

shutuupp:

i keep losing everything except weight

(via evrdeeen)